PRESIDENTIAL MEME CAMPAIGN IN PROGRESS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY REAL ELECTION
AMERICA'S WORST DECISION, NOW ON SOLANA

THEY WANTEDA PRESIDENT.THEY GOT ATRAFFIC CONE.

Zero qualifications. Zero policies. A suspicious number of votes. Meet President Cone, the least qualified candidate in internet history.

🗳️ CAST A TERRIBLE VOTEVIEW $SCONE ON PUMP.FUN ↗
🇺🇸 OFFICIAL STATUS: ELECTED FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING · $SCONE LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN
WTFVOTE mascot President Cone, a crowned cartoon traffic cone at a podium
100% CONE-FIDENT
ELECTED BY ACCIDENT ✓
01 / MEET THE CANDIDATE

THE MAN.
THE MYTH.
THE CONE.

There were thousands of qualified candidates. One had degrees. Another had decades of experience. Then a traffic cone rolled into the debate, said absolutely nothing, and won.

Welcome to WTFVOTE, an original, fictional presidential satire meme project on Solana. The internet asked for leadership. We found something that already knows how to stand in the middle of a road.

About WTFVOTE: $SCONE is the project's Solana meme token, launched on Pump.fun. Our mission is satire and original community-created entertainment: President Cone memes and playful fictional executive orders, not real politics or promises of financial returns.

🚧 100% ROAD-READY🧠 0 BRAINCELLS🏆 UNDISPUTEDLY ORANGE
TOP SECRET // CANDIDATE DOSSIER★ CLASSIFIED ★
President Cone portrait

PRESIDENT
CONE

THE 47TH CONE OF NOTHING

Previous employmentRoadside obstacle
Political experience0 days
Campaign promise“I will stand here.”
Approval ratingAsk the other cones
Foreign policyTraffic diversion
0YEARS IN OFFICE
0BRAINCELLS DETECTED
1EXTREMELY CONFIDENT CONE
∞OPPORTUNITIES FOR BAD MEMES
02 / DEMOCRACY HAS LEFT THE CHAT

CAST A TERRIBLE
VOTE.

Pick President Cone's next executive order. This is an interactive joke, not a real election or a blockchain vote. Choices stay only in this page's browser memory, reset on reload, and have no influence on token transactions.

DEMO BALLOT / LOCAL ONLY
OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT

WHAT SHOULD PRESIDENT CONE FIX FIRST?

No wallet connection. Ballot choices are not sent to a server or recorded as a live election. No token purchase required; no effect on token transactions.

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
🏛️

THE NATION AWAITS ITS NEXT MISTAKE.

Select an emergency policy and let President Cone make things dramatically worse.

03 / DEPARTMENT OF PROPAGANDA

MAKE YOUR OWN CAMPAIGN MEME.

We made the president. You make the campaign posters. Edit the text, preview instantly and download your own meme. No account needed.

Share the joke, not a fake investment claim.
President Cone meme template
THE INTERNET WANTED CHANGE
IT GOT A TRAFFIC CONE
04 / OFFICIAL TOKEN FILE

THE TOKEN. NOT THE PROMISES.

WTFVOTE ($SCONE) has launched on Pump.fun on Solana. The mint and official links below are project-supplied identity information, not an independent verification, endorsement or promise of value.

🪙 PROJECT INTELLIGENCE
Project nameWTFVOTE
TickerSCONE / $SCONE
NetworkSolana
Launch venuePump.fun — launched

Supply, distribution and current liquidity figures are not provided here. No liquidity or ability to sell is guaranteed. Compare the complete mint address before interacting with any token.

🛡️ THE TRANSPARENCY PLEDGE

Meme project. Satire and entertainment. No promised financial returns, no guaranteed liquidity, and no audit, token lock or safety claim.

TOKEN RISKS: Memecoins can lose all their value. Liquidity may be unavailable and selling may not be possible. Nothing here is financial advice. No independent verification or Solscan/Jupiter approval is claimed. Never act on unsolicited DMs; check token details for yourself.
OFFICIAL PUMP.FUN PAGE ↗
05 / THE OFFICIAL PLAN

THE ROADMAP.
FOR A ROAD CONE.

An honest project checklist with deeply unserious naming. Future milestones are intentions, not promises.

01

THE BAD IDEA IS BORN

Build the website, artwork, meme generator, campaign story and shareable content.

● WEBSITE & MEME MAKER AVAILABLE
02

CONSTRUCT THE CABINET

Official X and Telegram channels have been announced. These are the public channels supplied by the project, not evidence of community size.

● X & TELEGRAM ANNOUNCED
03

CONGRESS IS A PARKING LOT

$SCONE has been created on Solana and launched on Pump.fun. The supplied mint and official coin page are available in the token section.

● TOKEN CREATED ON PUMP.FUN
04

MAKE NONSENSE HISTORY

Explore free meme contests, more characters and community-generated executive orders.

○ PLANNED — NOT GUARANTEED
PROJECT IDENTITY / PUBLIC DISCLOSURES

PROJECT & TRANSPARENCY.

MISSION & FICTIONAL VOTES

WTFVOTE is a meme project built around President Cone: satire and original community-created entertainment. The free ballot displays a fictional executive order in your browser only. It is not a recorded live election, token governance, or a mechanism that influences token transactions. No wallet is accessed.

CURRENT MILESTONES & PLANS

Available now: the created $SCONE token on Pump.fun, announced X and Telegram channels, President Cone artwork, a local fictional ballot and a meme generator. Planned, not guaranteed: free meme contests, additional characters and more community-inspired fictional orders. No timeline or financial outcome is promised.

TEAM & CONTACT

Founder & Project Lead: @president_cone (project pseudonym). This owner-supplied pseudonym is not independent verification of a real-name identity.

For public project contact, use the official X or Telegram. These channels do not establish Solscan eligibility.

OFFICIAL IDENTITY & SOURCES

These identity URLs and token details were supplied by the project. Their inclusion does not claim independent verification or approval by Solscan or Jupiter.

Project / ticker / network
WTFVOTE / SCONE ($SCONE) / Solana
Solana mint
CgKX1En61NZbUT9myR1qAzQd9qRu3dHmDPYMPqFypump
Website
https://wtfvote.fun
Official Pump.fun
https://pump.fun/coin/CgKX1En61NZbUT9myR1qAzQd9qRu3dHmDPYMPqFypump
Official X
https://x.com/wtfvote_
Official Telegram
https://t.me/WTFVOTEofficial
↓ DOWNLOAD PRESIDENT CONE LOGO

Original approved President Cone artwork. No audits, token locks, listings, circulating supply or liquidity figures are asserted here. The token can lose all value; liquidity is not guaranteed. This is not financial advice.

06 / QUESTIONS FROM CONGRESS

FREQUENTLY ASKED WTFs.

Who is President Cone?

A fictional orange traffic cone accidentally elected President of Absolutely Nothing. It's political satire and a meme, not a real candidate.

Is WTFVOTE a real political campaign?

No. WTFVOTE is fictional parody and has no connection to a real political party, government, election or political candidate.

Has the WTFVOTE token launched?

Yes. WTFVOTE's token uses ticker SCONE ($SCONE) and has launched on Pump.fun on Solana. Use the mint address and official Pump.fun link in the token section; the website is not an independent verification service.

Do I need to buy anything to vote?

No. The ballot is a free browser-based joke. It does not record real votes, collect wallet details or connect to a blockchain. Choices exist only in browser memory and reset when you reload. They have no influence on token transactions.

Can I use the meme maker?

Yes. You can enter captions and download a meme image for free. Keep your content respectful and do not impersonate real officials.

Are returns guaranteed?

No. Memecoins are highly volatile and can lose all of their value. This site makes no promises about trading, returns, liquidity or graduation.

OFFICIAL CALL TO NONSENSE

ONE CONE.
ZERO LOGIC.
ALL THE MEMES.

The most unqualified candidate needs the most creatively unqualified community. Send someone this site and help President Cone spread political confusion, one meme at a time.

🎨 MAKE A MEME
Official channels: X @wtfvote_ ↗ · Telegram WTFVOTEofficial ↗. No investment or token purchase required to join the joke.